{"id":592,"date":"2025-01-12T22:35:01","date_gmt":"2025-01-12T22:35:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marcin.wserwis.waw.pl\/?p=592"},"modified":"2025-02-12T00:31:42","modified_gmt":"2025-02-12T00:31:42","slug":"kiedys-pilem-alkohol-polskim-bylem-rycerzem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mwieczorek.pl\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"* * * [Kiedy\u015b pi\u0142em alkohol. Polskim by\u0142em rycerzem]"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Kiedy\u015b pi\u0142em alkohol. Polskim by\u0142em rycerzem.<br>W\u00f3dka w kieliszkach. W szklankach resztki soku.<br><br>Ludzie w moim wieku pij\u0105 coraz wi\u0119cej.<br>Ja nie mog\u0119, gdy oni fachowo i bez finezji<br>ch-laj\u0105. Bydl\u0119 z nich wy\u0142azi i gapi si\u0119 na mnie<br>swoim t\u0119pym wzrokiem. Wi\u0119c ja hyc - w dystans,<br>w tani\u0105 filozofi\u0119 poranka.<br><br>A tu u st\u00f3p debila idiotka siad\u0142a, czule si\u0119 tul\u0105c,<br>cho\u0107 nie min\u0119\u0142o pi\u0119\u0107 minut, od chwili gdy nazwa\u0142 j\u0105<br>pieszczotliwie: star\u0105 g\u0142upi\u0105 kurw\u0105.<br><br>Trzeba by\u0107 trze\u017awym, aby zapami\u0119ta\u0107.<br><br>Bydl\u0119cy nar\u00f3d w bydl\u0119cym wagonie.<br>A w pierwszym same tuczone \u015bwinie,<br>a w drugim os\u0142y i aktorzy seriali, a w trzecim<br>\u017co\u0142nierz, co zla\u0142 si\u0119 w spodnie i stary peda\u0142<br>ci\u0105gnie mu pa\u0142\u0119, a w czwartym matka z dzieckiem<br>o oczach p\u00f3\u0142g\u0142\u00f3wka, cho\u0107 ju\u017c nienawi\u015b\u0107 w niego<br>zd\u0105\u017cy\u0142a korzenie swoje zapu\u015bci\u0107. W pi\u0105tym z dziennika<br>dziewczyna mocna i dwie spocone manikiurzystki.<br>A tych wagon\u00f3w jest ze czterdzie\u015bci milion\u00f3w.<br><br>Co im tak w piersiach bije? Alkohol we krwi kr\u0105\u017cy.<br>A to Polska w\u0142a\u015bnie.<br><br>[zastanowi\u0107 si\u0119 nad point\u0105!]<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kiedy\u015b pi\u0142em alkohol. Polskim by\u0142em rycerzem.W\u00f3dka w kieliszkach. W szklankach resztki soku.Ludzie w moim wieku pij\u0105 coraz wi\u0119cej.Ja nie mog\u0119, gdy oni fachowo i bez finezjich-laj\u0105. Bydl\u0119 z nich wy\u0142azi i gapi si\u0119 na mnieswoim t\u0119pym wzrokiem. Wi\u0119c ja hyc &#8211; w dystans,w tani\u0105 filozofi\u0119 poranka.A tu u st\u00f3p debila idiotka siad\u0142a, czule si\u0119 tul\u0105c,cho\u0107&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wiersze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mwieczorek.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mwieczorek.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mwieczorek.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mwieczorek.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mwieczorek.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mwieczorek.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1569,"href":"https:\/\/mwieczorek.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions\/1569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mwieczorek.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mwieczorek.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mwieczorek.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}